Sumir


indian person who likes to date monkeys. usually tries to hang around the coolest people in the world, otherwise known as “”mika”.
guy 1: hey look it’s sumir!
guy 2: wow he’s already talking to mika, coolest guy in school.
guy 1: pssshhh! average sumir!

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