sumitesque
1. really, really stupid.
2. dressed like a pr-ck.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.
“that t-rd on the floor is very sumitesque.”
“my girlfriend has syphilis. how sumitesque!”
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