Summer Blowjob


the act of rolling down the car windows on a hot, summer day to dry your hair when its just too d-mn hot to use a blow dryer.
yeah, i’m on my way over. i”m running late and it’s f-cking hot. i just got out of the shower. i’m just gonna get a summer bl-wj-b on my way over. i’ll be windswept and f-cking fabulous.

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