summer fucker


that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.

steve: “hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?”
bob: “my neighbor lives in chicago and only comes to his home here in michigan when its warm outside. i take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well… he acts like a nice guy.”
steve: “does he let you swim in his pool?”
bob: “no, but he has a few cookouts a year…”
steve: “what a summer f-cker.”
bob: “yea…”

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