summer of porn


the summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous p-rnographic films together just for sh-ts and giggles. this activity would usually take place in lula and nacho’s family room after an albertson’s run for cookies or at nicole’s house over spinach dip.

appropriate viewing options for summer of p-rn were soft-core and usually available on hbo or skinemax. in the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. this back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
“hey luli, since this is summer of p-rn are we watching emmanuelle tonight?”

“no, i rented carrie – s-x on wheels, yank my doodle – it’s a dandy, and edward p-n-s-hands””

“great! p-ss the cookies”

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