Summer reading
a horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.
my teacher -ssigned us summer reading… and now i cant go anywhere!
the pr-ckiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.
we give you this summer reading to make you smarter.
f-ck that! i’ll learn in school, and save summer for not learning.
summer reading is when your teachers at your school -ssign a sh-tty book to read, that will last the whole summer. and half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. and by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. and the honors cl-sses had it worst! they must complete a whole project! (i can’t!).
teacher: your summer reading -ssignment is to read every single page of paper towns.
student: -reads one chapter- this book is b-tt -ss!
(new semester)
teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. will cout as 50% as your final grade.
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