Summer Slump
a period during summer in which a person performs inefficiently due to the excessive amount of free time on their hands.
the symptoms often include:
-remaining around the house for the majority of the day,
-sleeping in excessive amounts,
-persistent viewing of television,
-prolonged exposure to video games,
-neglecting personal hygiene,
-consuming large quant-ties of food (in most cases, junk food),
-loss of desire to leave their residence,
-and abstaining contact from the outside world other than mysp-ce/facebook or the occasional trip to 7-11.
causes: lack of school or a job, absence of friends, insufficient funds, and/or lack of transportation.
effects: moodiness, weight gain, shortness of breath (most likely when a patient returns to school and must run the mile), insomnia, increase of nerdiness, shrinkage of intimacy, and/or depression.
two weeks into summer vacation, tom fell into the summer slump and we didn’t see him for two months.
when we returned to school he mentioned that he had become a tenth prestige on “codwaw.” we noticed that he had gained a few pounds and had broken up with his girlfriend, clearly effects of the summer slump.
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