Sumoballer


a sumoballer is an old guy who hasn’t given a f-ck since wwii when he killed a n-z- with it. coined when a guy in the ymca shower got down to sumo stance and began furiously washing only his b-lls for three minutes while staring me in the eye. wtf?!
that 73 yr old sumoballer just flipped off my 5 year old and threw a burrito at me.

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