Sumter salad toss
a s-xual act in which you insert salad into either a girl’s v-g-n- or -n-s and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of ‘ranch dressing’ and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.
dude, i was so hungry last night i gave that b-tch the sumter salad toss
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