sun-cream eater


to discribe someone so idiotic they require the ‘do not eat. this is not a food’ warning on a bottle of sun-cream. can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
“your dvd is due back before 10pm”
“in the morning?”
“you are a sun-cream eater”
confused face, leaves.

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