Sun-Dried Tomatoes


dried v-g-n- that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.
did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?
the inability to properly perform c-nn-l-ng-s (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. the name is acquired from the girl’s crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the olive garden. can be abbreviated to ‘tomatoe,’ if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. also can become the guilty girl’s new pet nickname.
{lunch the morning after a party} “so, did you get anything out of her?” “sh-t, all i got was a f-cking sun-dried tomatoe.”
usually found in the over 40’s woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. their vj or v-g-n- as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.
man i love to f-ck an older woman’s sun dried tomato

did you see the old v-g-n- on that woman? oh that thing, it’s just her sun dried tomato

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