Sun Fucker


a person who always goes to bed at an unreasonably early hour with the intention of getting up before everyone else, to excercise, enjoy life, etc. they are uncomfortable when the sun isn’t out.
skye: my roomate made me shut the lights off at 9:30 last night!” rob: “i can’t stand sun f-ckers.”
1. a common, humorous misconception for the phrase fun sucker.

2. an insult aimed at one who lives in a particularly sunny state, such as florida or california.

3. one who actually attempts to f-ck the sun. though this is thought to be physically impossible, it may or may not be the hub of an underground adult fetish community which wishes to complete the task of, literally, f-cking the sun.
1. me: oh…oh. oh. oh. ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! oh, see, i thought you said “sun f-cker”!

2. redneck: go back to california, you sun f-ckers! oh, yeah? well, i’ll see you in h-ll, too.

3. wow, it would hurt to be a sun f-cker…
a person living in the state of florida.
those lucky sun f-ckers, getting all the tans!

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