Sun Kwon
sun kwon is a character on the abc show, lost, portrayed by korean actress yunjin kim. sun is the head b-tch in charge, as is best displayed by her capacity for sitting back and letting everyone else do stupid sh-t like hunting for monsters. in any given scene, there is a ~45% likelihood that sun will slap a character in the face, pull a gun on them, shoot them to death on a boat, poison them to keep them -off- a boat, hit them in the back of the head with an oar, or secretly steal their billion-dollar corporation by purchasing it through multiple banks. all of the crazy time travel sh-t is happening on the island because sun is using her korean magic to make it happen.
my history prof gave me a low mark on my term paper, so when she turned around i hit her in the back of the head with an oar. then while she was unconscious, i stole her corporation and now i’m worth millions. i used the sun kwon approach to problem-solving.
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