the internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on sunday, of a wet, steamy sh-t inevitably to be dumped at the office on monday morning. sunday crock potting typically gestates a m-ssive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
what the h-ll happened in that bathroom? looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
george had a long weekend. he warned me he had been sunday crock potting and i might not want to go in there.
when you’re embarr-ssed by what tab you have open in your browser when someone looks over oh man, i was looking up the wiki entry for hot take, and was super tabarr-ssed when linda stopped by my desk
- tattoo fever
a strong urge to get a tattoo or an obsession over tattoos in general alex: have the tattoo fever, i want one so bad
- the prostate god
1) a. the “god” of prostates (as hailed by both men and women– yes, we all have this gland; cf. jnci) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. the protector god of -n-l pleasure. c. the protector bunny-god of lgbtq or alternaqueer communities. 2) a. the figurative omg moment during prostate stimulation, […]
- three sausage dinner
when a female gets all her holes plugged air tight in a hot foursome with three well endowed males. where’s carla? i haven’t seen or heard from her all day. she home. she’s a little tired and sore. she got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.
funny -ss b-tch that won’t shut the f-ck up when people tell her to noun “t’naji shut up up” said ivy “i want all of him mmmmm” said t’naji.