Sunglass Tan


when you wear your sungl-sses too much in a sunny place. your face becomes tan apart from where your sungl-sses were; including a white strip where your nose meets your forehead.

the major problem with a sungl-ss tan is that once you have one you are inclined hide from the general public that you do by wearing your sungl-sses. this only causes the sungl-ss tan to worsen.

-can be avoided by wearing sun screen-
person 1: hey, why are you wearing your sungl-sses constantly?
person 2: well, i got a sungl-ss tan. i don’t want any one to see so i’m wearing my sungl-sses to hide it.
person 1: that will only cause your tan to worsen, you do know that.
person 2: yup.

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