Sunshafts


sunshafts;

a magical property that is the cause of all that is bad in the world.
“honey! i shrunk the kids!”
– “have you tried to disable sunshafts?”

“d-mn, wow is acting up again! i cant login!”
– “have you tried to disable sunshafts?”

“so, after a visit to the doctor today since i noticed i had a lump on my t-st-cl-… it turns out i have untreatable cancer..”
– “have you tried to disable sunshafts?”

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