suntanimal
n. – a rare breed of human common to new jersey and schaumburg, il. this organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it’s vile flesh to the sun. elderly people from florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common…
holy _hit! look at those suntanimals! dude, they are no doubt from jersey! i don’t bro – i’ve seen some suntanimals just outside chicago in this _hit hole called schaumburg… effin’ scary! _ucking suntanimals!
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