Super Bowl Sunday
a day where a bunch of zombies sit down and watch a bunch of hot and sweaty guys slam into each other while fondleling the ball. they do this evey year and it is so big that companies pay a million dollars per ad because they think the watchers will go out and buy a snickers.
dude did you see those two guys kiss while eating a snickers bar? it was so h-m-s-xial that they had to rip cheat hair off to seem manly during super bowl sunday?
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