Super-Dooper High-Five Sunday
the third and most epic of all the high-five days, reminencent of the return of the jedi and teenage mutant ninja turtles 3, when those crazy turtles go back in time. it has a solid ring to it, and is intended to rally the spirit of severely fatigued concert-goers!
alewishes: “hey ralph, what day is it????”
ralph: “i don’t know man, high-five friday.”
alewishes: “naw, man.”
ralph: “uhhhhh, super high-five sat-rday.”
alewishes: “nope, don’t think so????”
together: “super-dooper high-five sunday” -slap hands yesssssssss!!!
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