Super Dork


someone who is such a huge dork they develop super powers. powers include but are not limited to: finding nerdy things fun, causing normal or cool people to run away in fear, or the ability to take hip things and make them geeky. this person is typically sarcastic and enjoys shows like game of thrones. caution must be shown due to the fact their dorkness can rub off.
“i would hang out with that one girl ondrea, but she is a super dork.”

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