SUPER DOUCHE 5000


(adj) a person who is a waste; an idiot. one that dosen’t realize that they are talking from there -ss. also used to describe a male / female (n) that won’t let you be who you wana be. to act in a ridiculous manner; embar-ssing (v)
person 1: you see that guy last night he just woulden’t shut up about how bad-ss he was.

person 2: we all know hes not!

person 1: yeah he was a super douche 5000

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