Super Ensign


any star trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of ‘serving as an officer.’

a huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, star trek, or any other sci-fi movie with a commanding officer.

also known as “wesley crusher”
you: aw, shiz, i left my cat outside in the freezin rain.

super ensign: i can do that! -jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat-

you: thanks, ensign.

super ensign: -squee-

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