super jupiter
a material fact omitted from an explanation with the intent of misleading the listener.
tim: i heard on the news that our idiot president ordered the attack on that country. it’s criminal!
millie: yet another super jupiter from the mainstream media.
tim: super jupiter?
millie: they’re omitting a material fact, a “super jupiter”.
tim: like what?
millie: like per the const-tution, the president is the commander in chief of the armed forces. when he orders military action, he’s doing his job.
tim: oh. the news made it sound like he was totally violating his position.
millie: i know. super jupiters abound these days.
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