Super Lumpkin
the act of receiving oral s-x while defecating, while concurrently eating a sandwich.
last night jack and jill went out for some raunchy mexican food. later that night, they stopped by jersey mikes for a snack. after getting home, jill was h-rny as h-ll, but jack had the sh-ts from his mexican food. jill went down on him, while he was still taking the sh-t. at this moment, jack yelled “b-tch, get me muh motha f-ckin sangwich, hoe”. she got it and he began eating while receiving this wonder bl-w j-b. that was the best super lumpkin jack ever got.
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