Super Mario Galaxy 2
the squeal to super mario galaxy.
super mario galaxy 2 is much better than the first because they added yoshi (yay) and yoshi power-ups. there’s a “fat albert -ss load” of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (the first game was hardly challenging at all.)
for everyone who pwned bowser in super mario galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in super mario galaxy 2… bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. the final galaxy (bowser’s galaxy generator) is a great challenge, too.
hints: 1–secret mushroom: when you start bowser’s galaxy generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (increases your life to 6.)
2–super ground pound: jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.
kid1: hey, dude! guess what?
kid2: what?
kid1: there’s a new mario game coming out soon!
kid2: omg! what’s it called?!?!
kid1: super mario galaxy 2!!!
kid2: omg holy sh-t rofl omgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kid1 & kid2: -goes so crazy their heads explode-
if you don’t plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i’ve almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, f-cking do the world a favor and get the game!
guy1:”hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?”
guy 2:”no, mario is for -ssholes.”
guy1: “aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!” -goes into fit of rage- -shoots him-
the act of getting really f-cking p-ssed off and breaking your dad’s $1500 dollar 42 inch 1080p tv after failing a level for the 9001st time.
i broke my dad’s $1500 42 inch 1080p tv after failing a level for the 9003st time.
f-ck super mario galaxy 2 🙁
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