super market monkey slapper
when you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
hey,i saw zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol’ super market monkey slapper! and he smiled at me, that sick f-cker!
Read Also:
- grover mcarthy
a douche in every sense of the word. one hateful b-st-rd with aweful taste in music. grover mcarthy is a douchetacular douche.
- Super Shit
a sh-t so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth sh-t to break down into several thousand small sh-ts. this is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or […]
- the shittest
something that is the best. it is a word play on the sh-ttiest. it is usually better than something that is the sh-t, but may be refered to as such. this poster is the sh-ttest gift i’ve ever gotten!
- badaboom
another term for shakin your booty “i wanna see your bodabing go badaboom” utterance of great appreciation. “we made it! badaboom!” to j-zz everywhere. squirting it all over the place. synonym: to explode, a j-zztasm did i just bada boom on youre face? to bang de lady with a lot of love boom boom but […]
- Dirty Stover Roll Over
in a nutsh-ll, anywhere from a one night to a fortnight’s stand. “she looked good, but didn’t have much of a personality, so i gave her the ol’ dirty stover roll over and peaced”