Super Sexy Saturday
the day of the week called “sat-rday” when you take a shower, get out of the shower, put some clothes on, and realize you feel like getting all dressed up & putting makeup on & making your hair look nice for no apparent reason just to feel s-xy for yourself, then you realize you did all that work for no reason & get mad because you have absolutley nothing at all to do that day.
usually only happens the third sat-rday of every month.
“dude, it’s super s-xy sat-rday!….sh-t, what the f-ck am i gonna do today?”
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