Super Ted
derived from the term gettin’ some ted. refers to reaching the green in under regulation. specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. just as with gettin’ some ted, the proclamation of super ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team compet-tion. due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often ‘tall cash.’ when achieveing super ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. super ted is rumored to make your p-n-s grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. this rumor may have started because ahieveing super ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a b-n-r.
a foursome is standing on the tee of a relatively short par 4. one golfer rips a beautiful drive that rolls up onto the green. absolute pandemonium breaks out within the confines of the team that achieved super ted. they then spend the next few minutes gloating, dancing, singing gettin’ some ted and counting fake dollar bills in front of the now mentally crushed opposing team.
apopular childrens tv show featuring a teddy bear dressed like superman, also a pub member who sings well and insists on saying random things. kind and daft
“moooooooonnnns, b—–bs..etc”
a large female of the black origin, usually with a big b-mper
cor blimey, look at that super ted!
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