Super Wifey
a super wifey is a girl who takes the definition of wifey and elevates it to the next level. so smart that she tutors teachers. so s-xy she gives people whiplash when she walks down the hall. every guy wants a super wifey
guy 1: “dude, have you met emily?”
guy 2: “no.”
guy 1: “you should, she’s super wifey material.”
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