super wonk


a term used when a person does something that is categorized as weird and nerd like.
jack: hey jill, i got a break-up email from that girl i was telling you about the other day.

jill: really?

jack: yeah, it’s pretty funny since we’ve never met.

jill: dude, that’s super wonk!

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