SuperKraut


the n-z-/aryan equivalent to superman or captain america, legend has it that his secret ident-ty was adolf hitler himself, and was invited to be part of the legion of doom on many occasions, but turned them down. though he did claim to be the hero of germany, other superheroes saw him as a complete douche. superkraut tried to be part of the justice friends team, but he was rejected multiple times. he disappeared around the time of 1945, and is believed to have retreated to his secret cave base in a texas wal-mart. awaiting for the return of his father walt disney to rule the universe.
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