Superman Surprise


the act of having doggy style s-x with a woman while wearing the work attire of clark kent. then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full superman outfit, including a cape. he -j-c-l-t-s and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
i almost gave this b-tch a heart attack when i gave her the superman surprise. she turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.

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