Supermetabolism
prefix: super-
root word: -metabolism
a (generally) genetically advantageous trait possessed by a small minority of people.
seen by those capable of ingesting up to twice their recommended caloric intake and not gain a single pound.
see capin tub tubs
opposite of metabolism that is disappoint
person a – hey man i just had a g-dfather garbage plate, that sh-t’s like 3000 calories! i was a little queezy for a bit, but i think i’m fine now.
person b – dude you eat a lot for your size.
person a – that’s ’cause i got tha supermetabolism
person b – oh yeah that’s right, f-ck i got the metabolism that is disappoint, and herpes
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