when a man -rg-sms so hard his sperm -j-c-l-t-s at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt.
eg female 1: i was with this guy last night, i made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in c-m.
female 2: really either he was really bad or you’re getting really good
- you tell it
when a woman, especially your significant other, is dissing, laying the truth or down right being a savage and you agree with their statements. preaching to the choir. making a proclamation that is resounding dat hoe is straight trippin’. sally ain’t got sh-t on me. gurl..you tell it!
- spanky my hanky
spanking a hot chicks backside. back up and spanky my hanky.
- portuguese pitbull
when you givin here that bomb d-ck from behind and she goes ape sh-t. she goes so bat sh-t crazy that u need to slap a leash on that b–tch. be sure n-body gets near her and to get ur rabies shot. d-mn girl, don’t go portuguese pitbull on me.
- sweat spider
when your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it’s a spider in your bed crawling on you. i almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.
- jew g*ssing
when your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. enough gas to kill off jews in m-ss quant-ties. dan: “dude, sally totally pulled a jew g-ssing on me last night.” john:”woah man, mary did that to me last week after we ate chipotle!”