Supum
(su-b-m)
1. a kid who is closeted and enjoys w-nking the banana whenever he’s home alone.
2. a nerd who is characterized by partic-p-ting in the nerdiest clubs at school.
3. a man who likes to overpay girls for their services
neil: “hey, what are you doing tonight?”
ryan: “oh, nothing much…my parents are going to be out tonight so i just thought maybe i could do something…alone.”
neil: “dude, you are going to jack off, aren’t you! you are such a supum.”
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