Surburban Slim


the slimming effect on a woman caused by being seen driving a large suv. due to the extreme size of the vehicle, it give the woman the appearance of being pet-te.
“i thought she was skinny, but when she got out of the suv, it turned out that i got fooled by the ‘suburban slim.'”

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