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• Penoid

  a very small p-n-s,as in a particle of p-n-s. “man, adam, you’ve got such a small penoid.” a p-n-s that is tucked inside itself. the act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to p-n-s ratio lad 1: “liam put your penoid away” liam: “but mate it looks like a third t-st-cl-” […]

• peontology

  derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. the moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which a) results in the larger p-n-s, or b) contains the larger p-n-s. for example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the […]

• trucker love

  this is what gay truckdrivers engage in when you see them pulled over on the side of the road. usually involves on man being chained to the stearing wheel and the other man copulating or defecating on him chocolate necktie those trucks are pulled over on the side of the road. they are probably engaging […]

• to pork

  to f-ck or have s-x with hey man your mom is really hot i want to pork her. hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off

• cooch patrol

  the act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. also referred to as m-ff diving. mom: “jimmy, where are you off to?” jimmy: “oh mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!” mom: “alright hunny, be safe! no taint licking!” jimmy: “its alright mom, im only being […]

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