Surf City Squeeze
noun-
1. an ice cream and smoothie stand located in spokane’s northtown mall.
2. a provocative and rather unknown s-xual move. it is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best -rg-sm she’s ever had. it is performed as such:
as you are having s-x in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. in that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you’re now riding her like a surfboard). after reaching this point, quickly grab her cl-toris between your big toe and second toe. while she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
congratulations! you have just performed the surf city squeeze.
man, i used the surf city squeeze on my girl last night. she howled like a banshee.
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