Surface Lurker
someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging ‘celebrities’ for retweets and mentions. basically just browsing the surface web.
“hey, did you see that new kid? he’s pretty clever.”
“nah, he’s just a surface lurker!”
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