surfdog’s mom


a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son’s life. she will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. she will even go so far as to pay the woman off.
i had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog’s mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. i couldn’t resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.
a surfdogs mom is a mother who interferes in her son’s relationships. she will do almost anything to curtail his relationship with any female whom she does not approve of for her darling son. she will even pay the female money to get her to find a way to make her son lose interest.
she had a good thing going with surfdog, but then surfdogs mom offered her so much money to find a way to have him lose interest, she just couldn’t turn her down.

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