Surfed my mojo
to ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.
to willfully use another person’s popularity to garner your own.
no one knew who that b-tch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend….she totally “surfed my mojo” onto centre stage!
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