surfer slut
a sl-tty girl, usually wearing a skirt that is way too tight and no underwear, who decides to crowd surf at a concert and when she gets fingered, freaks out, cuz she is a dumb-ss.
ann was surprised she got fingered while crowd surfing because she is a surfer sl-t.
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