Surfguru


stems from annoying habit of old-dudes who surfed once maybe 20 years ago and won some minor compet-tion and now think they have some att-tude to bang on about how cool they are.
too many to list suggested reading surfer magazine tend to try to dress as teenagers when they are 50, hit on young chicks and drone on about how they know it all example guy penwarden

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