Surfmastering
the philosophy of the surfmaster. to outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. however the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this – its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.
tom is a surfmaster – you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.
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