Surfy’s Law
a law with corollaries outlining the murphy’s law of surfing:
when you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
first corollary of surfy’s law: when you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
second corollary of surfy’s law: when you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
“dude, i got worked by six mackin’ double overhead freight trains on my paddle out. it was like total enforcement of surfy’s law!”
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