Surprise Bag
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. a customary shout of “surprise” should follow
chris 1: “man, my girlfriend is really p-ssing me off”
chris 2: “you should tell her off!”
chris 1: “i’ll just give her a surprise bag”
chris 3: “surprise!!”
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