surprise buttsecks
to give someone -n-l s-x at an unexpected time, or place. perfect for those special moments.
a: me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. saw t-tanic.
b: nice
a: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise b-ttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
b: wtf??
when going at it like dogs, the p-n-s, moving quickly, then ejects from the v-g-n- and enters the -n-s, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
often to calm the victim of this “surprise”, the penetrator yells
“surprise b-ttsecks!!” in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
man: oh yeah baby
woman: harder!
man: opps i slipp…..
woman: ow. owwwww!!!!!!!
man: surprise b-ttsecks!!!!!!
woman: this date is over! bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
the best kind.
jim giving mary surprise b-ttsecks (although results may vary):
jim: surprise!
mary: whoo hoo!
when the spy, featured on the ps3, and pc game, team fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you “surprise b-ttsecks” after, the trending songs and videos on youtube.
-the blue scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly–
spy: “surprise b-ttsecks”, b-ttsecks, b-b-b-b-b-b-tt-secks!!
if someone denies you -n-l all you have to do is take it from them. it’s not rape if you say surprise!
they will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
if they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
surprise b-ttsecks:
guy: baby, can i stick it in your p–per?
girl: no because it will hurt.
guy: i’ll be gentle, i’ll go slow.
girl: i said no, i told you to stop asking.
guy: oh well……surprise!!
girl: omg! , stop!, no!
guy: when you say no, all i hear is, “no don’t stop”
girl: this is rape!
guy: i said surprise and it’s not rape if you say surprise.
an unexpected -n-l s-x. can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).
you may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
paris: hah you can’t surprise me painfully…
man: oh yeah?
-shoves the p-n-s in the -n-s-
paris: holy shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man: holy f-ck….
surprise b-tt secks
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