surprise cake
1: buy cake mix
2: take date rape drugs
3: bake cake
4: ???
5: profit
i am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. what a surprise. i am surprised omg. surprise.
when you jack off over your girl while she’s sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.
she just got a big surprise cake in her face!
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