Surprise Gherkin
to have s-x with a girl -n-lly when she isn’t expecting it. usually done in doggy style. similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.
g-d d-mn my -ss is sore today. my boyfriend surprise gherkined me last night… he’s such an -ss.
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