Surprise Gunt


see gunt: the gunt of a s-xually indeterminate individual where one is not sure whether they are going to have to perform c-nn-l-ng-s or f-ll-t– until they lift the gunt and discover what is below.
“man, i thought i was going to get me some p-ssy action until i lifted its gunt and discovered c-ck! talk about a bad surprise gunt!

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